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Don't be racist, be like Super Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican. Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! In her latest arrest it is reported Amanda Bynes shouted at police: "Don't you know who I am?" They responded, "No, but we know who you were." Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool. Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
• Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
Teacher: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
Banta to his wife, Preeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat ****a, 331714.
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.How would you tell your galfriend if you want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce you later
Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phir se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.
Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana, mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla Bahu ke saath soye to bhi nahin tootega.
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